index.html\68 Fidget Barn presents Breakfast with the Colonel




It's the future...

But not much has changed.
You're living in a place called
Pacifica Province, in a state they
still call California.


 





 
...and it kind of sucks.

BREAKFAST WITH THE COLONEL:
the no-budget home-made feature-length
shot-in-Marin-County sci-fi movie!
SEE a despotic dictator host a morning
TV show! SEE a guy max out his credit card
and get beat up by the militia! SEE a guy on
a bike get chased by two idiots in a pickup
truck! Pizza-fu! Gratuitous lawn ornaments!
Livers roll!




Dude, I'm all "SMASH the STATE!!!," okay?

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